Every little thing he does is mediocre.

Hip hat hackers.

Disney knows the way.

Throw in the stars while you're at it.

Something about trips and destinations.

Watch for the awards, stay for the bromance.

Experience the sequels.

Riding in cars with boys.

Animal instincts.

Wall-climbing or beach-running?

More shambling than running.

Some rabbit holes don't go that deep.