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My kind of vacation.

Needs some new life.

There's some wild ones this week.

Bring back Nightmare Sonic.

Also clear eyes and full hearts.

Gamers rise up.

So close to unlocking it.

It's a real good mix this week.

So many concussions.

It's gonna be a good year.

A lot to look forward to.

The Full Cage.

One of them is winning.

Cloud with pigtails is A Good Thing.

Missing the beat.

Don't read this. Just go play it.

It's nice down here.

The fashion is also very good.

Pocket monsters and anime soccer and suburbia, oh my!

[The weed number]

Major mending.

I can't decide!

It's the game of the year!

Lose it.

More screaming please.

*lightsaber noises*

Bury me in this aesthetic.

More like, uh, Baba is Good.

Please don't look up my GeoCities.

I'm gonna steal the Tyrant's hat.

Get over there. Into the game. You get it.

It just freaking works.

Everyone else is out of luck.

Get out yer marshmallows.

There are some worries, though.

More Jimmy Tatro time.

Let's make some hell.

The sea is unkind.

See you at the mall.

Let's not go to Sweden.

Needs more Marisa Tomei, as everything does.

What awaits us at the end.

Misfit toys.

Whatever it takes. (It takes about three hours.)

Open wide, buddy, here come the thoughts.

At what cost, though.

Get woven.

When you put yourself out there.

Bonnie and Clod.

To the Moon and back.

Energy vampires are real.

One billion dollars isn't cool.

Bricked.

Maddeningly mad.

Who could have guessed.

And the movie that could be watched.

But also kind of killing it? It's complicated.

That's one spooky Venn diagram.

And she feels fine.

A fragile reminder.

Even J. Jonah Jameson agrees.

*screaming intensifies*

Not much of a bite.

Another story for our times.

Get it while it's hot.

And bring your friends along, if you've got 'em.

Buckle up your eyeballs.

And boy is it a lot.

It might be a website.

But does it get better?

The treasure, apparently, is not the answer of whether that's his head or his hat.

Father forgive me and thine wordplay.

But you're gonna want to pay attention.

Keep it simple, skyscraper.

But there's still plenty of both.

How many Rabbids is too many Rabbids? Answer: any.

And if you already love it, well, uh...love harder?

Half smashing, half...something else.

It takes two to make a thing go fun.

Chaotic...good?

Think about it.

Definitely not yet.

Best left out in the desert.

Hella Sufjan.

Can't stop this man.

Maybe extinction is best for all of us.

Just announce a new Tokyo Jungle already, you cowards.

Just announce a new Prince of Persia already, you cowards.

Just announce a new Sleeping Dogs already, you cowards.

Alternate history forgets history.

Just announce a new Wet already, you cowards.

Just announce a new Viva Piñata already, you cowards.

Heist me!

Just announce Skate 4 already, you cowards.

A season of television that we need.

Ka-bluth.

Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything.

An absolute unit.

Spoiler-free!

New Kratos, new world.

You boys like Canada?

A lot of west and a lot of world.

Terror is silence.

Wake up to this.

Bring back the apocalypse.

Ready, set, Spielberg.

That otter is going places.

Addiction or nah.

Might need an iron for this one.

Gird your brain.

Yeah, it's that good.

Hey, I'm just Saiyan.

Allow me to wax philosophical.

Let that neon glow wash over you.

Not much of a quandary here.

Palicos or die.

I SAID DROP ANCHOR

Hurts so good.

Stuck between a rock and funny place.

77 hours later and we've got thoughts.

Freebird Games does it again.

Equal parts baffling and fun.

It's not just the beard.

Don't be afraid.

It's a wild ride.

It's kind of all over the place.

A game that seemingly does the impossible over and over again.

It's rare for a game to change your outlook on life.

Who knew a plumber would be such a huge part of your life?

They're gonna need a crowbar to get you out of this one.

Hey guys, Anya fucking rules.

Who even needs Nathan Drake.

You will be touched.

I'M NOT CRYING.

Getting sweaty just thinking about it.

Maybe stick with A Christmas Prince.

Hold onto anything.

Get ready for a lot of thoughts on Star Wars.

The porgs aren't even the best part.

Catch up on all the PlayStation news!

Smashing trains together never gets old.

The best of both worlds?

Dreams...into nights?

A skeleton monster is born every minute.

That baby needs help.

Any game that features "sled wolves" is one with potential.

Someone's soul must be burning.

She's baaaaaaack.

And the Best Trailer of The Game Awards Award goes to...

Your guess is as good as ours.

Hot dog buns in the sun.

Finally, someone is making a game about zombies.

The switch of the Switch.

Who hasn't been hit by an abuelita and her shoe?

League of extraordinary boredom.

Hela good fun.

B.J. Blazkowicz is gonna break your heart.

Have you accepted Mario into your body yet?

Stranger and stronger.

But where will SmarterChild go?

You have a choice, and you should choose to watch this movie.

If The Giving Tree could somehow be more enigmatic.

Knowledge is more than half the battle.

You'll watch, too.

I hope you liked Destiny.

The Year of Luigi: With a Vengeance.

Kick, punch, it's all in the kickpunch.

Less lurk and more Billie.

For the love of god, TURN AROUND.

Punchin' Nazis!

In space, no one can hear you ghost.

Almost the darkest timeline.

It's lit.

The 80s go nuclear.

Squid goals.

Storm the beaches.

Clear your schedule. We've got a lot to get through.

They finally made Destiny into a game.

The real king of kong.

The stakes are high. Also wooden.

Welcome home.

Have you fallen in love with a pig lately?

This baby's got teeth.

Not like this.

YO DAWG YOU ARE THE DINOSAUR.

Now that's how you close out a press conference.

Don't lick the stamp.

Give or take a thing or two.

Everyone wants to be Janina Gavankar when they grow up.

When dead things should stay dead.

Everything happens.

Amazon prime.

It feels like drowning.

To Davy Jones with ye.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a pile of goo.

It's strong as hell.

A press release turned into a 59-minute stage play.

At least they're trying?

You have no idea.

There's no king here.

Pump up the jams.

But big terrors.

More than just leftovers.

Over-the-top Brie Larson is the best Brie Larson.

Big statements with a big footprint.

Sweet release upon landing.

It's a bit spacey.

Body swap your way into this one.

Plenty of riding and dying to go around.

Duh huh.

Oh, also Loki is here.

Every day's great.

The Major has major problems.

Some might even say wascally.

Consider the following.

Go go surprisingly decent movie?

Let's go bananas.

What a mess.

Come and listen for a while.

A bit of both.

Oh deer.

Breath of fresh air.

There are no asses left because Dafne Keen kicked them all.

Guess what: dinosaurs are hard to kill.

Also middle. And end. It's just a good game, okay?

Come for the branding, stay for the platform-humping.

Night and day, really.

Up close and personal.

Clash 'em up.

Break yourself.

Or at least not for the reasons you'd want.

Let the bodies hit the Wick.

It's the good kind of batty.

Collarless leather jackets are so 2099.

Twice the half-minute heroics.

Being an adult can be just as scary as being a kid.

Break yourself.

Double the thrill.

No word yet on wascally wabbits.

Their business card was a square.

When danger waits for you in broad daylight.

Nintendo sure knows how to draw a crowd.

This is a quick one.

This rocket stops for no one.

It's a whole different side of Shyamalan.

X-Men and Power Rangers? Is this the 90s again?

Plenty of night, not much living.

Including some exceptionally weird games.

But mostly old. Tired and old.

Everybody needs a monster.

Beauty, love, and melancholy in motion.

Get ready to feel helpless. But in a good way.

Xbox gon' give it to ya.

Sony said knock you out.

And the reasons it rules.

Hell makes a comeback.

What a happy ending looks like.

Slow your roll and then shoot it.

Let it all burn.

Hack and slash and mad skillz.

Watch your world turn upside down.

Boys being boys with boys.

Painful. Beautiful. Necessary.

Night at the improv.

Everybody wants John Wick dead.

Too much faith, not enough leap.

Merry Xbox-mas.

Oh, you said pony? I heard Sony.

People have weird tastes. Make those people happy.

Some friends are worth their weight in doll hairs.

Rebel in the streets, rebel in the 40-year franchise sheets.

Some rabbit holes don't go that deep.

More shambling than running.

Wall-climbing or beach-running?

Animal instincts.

Riding in cars with boys.

Experience the sequels.

Watch for the awards, stay for the bromance.

Something about trips and destinations.

Throw in the stars while you're at it.

Disney knows the way.

Hip hat hackers.

Every little thing he does is mediocre.

Ring my Belle.

An unstoppable force meets a modest splashing of innovation.

How do you give a 2014 piece of celery some much needed personality?

Let's get serious for a moment about writing.

Not even the shadows can hide how good it is to hide in the shadows.

Scarlett Johansson takes another stab at being an action star.

Hello? Intelligence? It's us, aliens.

Owl allow it.

Tons of ass-kicking in retro Earth and future space.

Cumberbatch makes a refreshing debut into the MCU.

Faster than a speeding narratively rehabilitating bullet.

Moment of the Year nominees one through five.

A lot of stuff is about to come out, you guys.

Technical prowess at its finest.

What a season, what a season.

Charlie Brooker achieves his final form.

A twist on the classic question: who is the real monster?

The most hopeful and most beautiful the series has ever been.

A tangible possibility not far from our own reality.

Deft vacillation between some gripping genres tropes.

A poignant, timely exploration of status obsession.

Some of the biggest reveals of the year.

Comfort and ease can't fix broken tech.

We're building straight to the sky.

Just more reasons to celebrate the joy of Supergirl.

Star Wars dominates the news cycle.

The terrific intersection of a legacy and the future.

It may be straightforward, but it's a good kind of straightforward.

Get ready for a bevy of announcements.

You won't stop thinking about a fly.

It feels familiar, not least of all because it is superbly Marvel.

Now you can practice becoming a home invader.

Coming of age has never been more appropriately grotesque.

You're in for one hell of a hands-off ride.

Our first real look at Chris Pratt space-seducing Jennifer Lawrence.

Not a single magnificent one.

Hunker down and brace for impact.

The sky isn't the only thing that's high.

Someone should have blown the whistle on this one.

What more do you need besides cowboy robots?

Found guilty of being pretty dang good.

More like alone with this beauty of a game.

Don't be the last one at the party.

It's okay to be afraid of Fridays, right?

Come look at a bunch of shiny human faces.

Never has the oblique and enigmatic been so arresting.

To the close-enough-to-the-top of the mountain.

When the machines start talking back.